The army was called in to help emergency services in the south-east yesterday as the heaviest snowfall in six years brought road traffic and trains to a standstill.
More than 300 schools in Kent and Sussex were closed after people woke to find 15cm (six inches) of snow on the ground and many minor roads ungritted.
Six inches of snow? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!! They're almost as lame as Seattleites!